Wexting

The action of walking and texting, as in typing a message on a cell phone, at the same time.

While bicycling down the sidewalk, I almost ran over a young man who stepped out in front of me while he was wexting. Wexting is a dangerous habit.

by Reteeka September 3, 2010

Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004

go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole

its an insult from the remake of the 90's movie IT. Richie Tozier ( Trashmouth ) says it after beating the shit out of Henry Bowers and his goons with help of the losers club. After he was saying the phrase he gives the weirdo both birds, then joins the rest of the ' Losers '

" Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole ." Richie exclaimed after the ' Rock war ' with Henry and the assholes.

by RANDOM AND BORED AF October 24, 2017

Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

wearing a stripe

To have a rank of some significance in an organization, to have ascended above the rank-and-file members of the group, and have more responsibility and more status.

Joe used to be an unpaid intern, but when Gus left, Joe got promoted and now he's wearing a stripe.

Chris Moltisanti used to be a little shitheel till he got made. Now he's wearing a stripe.

by i am DRAVES July 4, 2011

What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

by JohnnyBanananas September 7, 2010