Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.

"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."

by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025

Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this could cause turbulence and a whole lot of liquid (hence water). You're welcome!

"Get off work already, and get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I wanna waterboard the f*** outta you"

by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022

Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.

As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.

by Sweater216 May 28, 2023

Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.

Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.

by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Waterboardism

Dick Chaney calling Trump a coward and the most dangerous man in history. He used lies and violence to steal the election stay in power.

"Dick Chaney is endorcing his daughter in an election ad" "Dick Chaney, the guy who lied us into a war and started a torture program, who would fall for that?""He uses 'waterboardism', a form of projecting his own malice"

by Michel737 August 6, 2022

Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton

"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding

by Eramerac August 25, 2022