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washington deadskins 

Derogatory term for the washington redskins. Because of how they suck every year. And are getting worse. Snyder needs to hang himself.
Damn, John can't catch a ball worth shit. He plays just like a deadskin. Hail washington deadskins.
washington deadskins by James G9 October 26, 2009

Washington University in St. Louis 

Also known as WUSTL or WashU by its affectionate students. Basically, a scary top-ranked institution that's described by two adjectives: intense and balanced. Students here are the cream of the crop, the smart and the smartasses, the nerd kings, the future crazy scientists...except they won't show it. The school is set in the laid-back Midwest, so while the students are intense and brilliant, the environment is generally pretty supportive and not cutthroat. It's also a premed haven. Watch out in your science classes...

Washington University in St. Louis is also ranked fourth of all universities in terms of National Merit Scholars. Competition to get in is pretty difficult, though a lot of naysayers of the school think the school rigs its acceptance rate...the naysayers usually turn out to be WUSTL rejects. Just talk to anyone from Washington University in St. Louis like the recent Jeopardy College Championships winner and you'll be blown away both by their brains and their cool.
My nerdy neighbor: Oh man! I got accepted into Washington University in St. Louis!

Me: Did you celebrate by setting off fireworks?

My nerdy neighbor: No? Huh?

Me: There was an explosion coming from your house an hour ago bro...

MNN: Dude, that was the miniature nuclear reaction that I set up in my room...

Washington College 

A small liberal arts college on the Eastern shore of Maryland where the rich and not so famous send their children to get a good education while learning life lessons of booze and sex. Particular known for its May Day (May 1st) festivities when the campus strips their cloths and reports to the College green and flag pole for a midnight congregation of the nude.
Washington college where smart kids go to drink and screw four years away.

Washington State 

The most beautiful, and culturally advanced state in America. The Mother of Indie Rock, Grunge, and the greatest guitar player to ever live- Jimi Hendrix. it's a clean, clear state. With great weather, a great enviroment, and wonderful places. The people are friendly, the crime is low, and it is the Northwest's paradise.
Man, the Northwest is awesome! especially Washington State!
Washington State by :) August 4, 2004

washington waterfall

the washington waterfall is the erotic act involving three highly inspired individuals. two of the companions consume copius amounts of exlax and await the flood from ass. all participants strip naked. the two that consumed the exlax position themselves bent at 90 degree angles with their assholes kissing. the third party lays face up below the two, the two simultaneously realease the liquid terd stream. the two streams join forces and catapult downwards into the waiting open mouth of the thirsty (and may i say lucky) third party.
steve was having trouble getting off lately, so we had a party and performed the archaic act of the washington waterfall so he could reach climax.

Washington Crapple 

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.
Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!