wardrobe malfunction

when justin timberlake tries to make himself seem innocent when he rips a piece of clothing off of a suprised singer.

Just stated the wardrobe malfunction was totally innocent...especially when he was the one who pulled it....

by kiss that May 31, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

term used to describe a baring of flesh that was planned to appear accidental but was not as well received by the public as expected

Justin snatches away Janet's top but instead of rave reviews he gets official boos

by Translator August 6, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

Wardrobe Malfunction

Justin Timberlake's cop-out of an excuse for what happened to Janet Jackson

Hey it's not my fault...it was just a wardrobe malfunction. - J.T.

by Me'Chelle May 27, 2004

wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor

Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".

by rå mann April 29, 2019

Wardrobe Profunction

When a wardrobe malfunction has a positive effect, such as a woman's long necklace gets hung on the outside of one of her covered breasts, thereby accentuating the depth and width of her tit.

Tiffany was immaculate in every way, except her long pearl necklace strand got caught on her left breast as she leaned to pick up a pen. She was unaware, as she straightened, and the wardrobe profunction led my eyes wayward, accentuating the otherwise voluptuous sexual being beneath all the starch. I felt a protrusion in my shorts, and I half-hoped she wouldn't see the breadth of my own extension and half-hoped I could bust free.

by LoveSplayed November 12, 2021

Wardrobe FOMO

Wanting a clothing item that is unattainable.

Damn, that pink sweater I’ve been dying for is out of stock—total wardrobe FOMO!

by Hawaii DaveO February 23, 2024