wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.

"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"

by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

wanker's depression

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.

"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"

by RougeRay March 15, 2010

horse wanker

British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.

Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"

"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."

by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007

Wayward Wanker

A person who drives out to the country trying to fuck.

Damn Billy George you slept in that ole cornfield again you Wayward Wanker .

by Homie nigga January 6, 2020

River wanker

Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1

Sam's a river wanker

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020

First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010

george wanker bush

The most self-righteous president the United States has ever seen. Known and hated for his stubborn disregard of the desires of the Congress and the common American. This DAMF has caused America to be hated world-wide, thanks a lot you god-damned hick, go back to Texas where you belong.

teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.

by icantwaitfortwothousandeight April 9, 2007