wanking on

To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.

For gods sake Ryan, stop wanking on about it!

by Paul Bushell August 25, 2007

wank

1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.

by Wayne Kerr February 24, 2005

wank

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.

Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.

by sexatron October 04, 2007

wank

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003

wank

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

by louis October 17, 2001

Wank

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

by Double G August 07, 2006