wales 

a place where the men make sheep feel like women

a welsh man shagged a sheep he lived in wales

wales by Shaun-the-pimp November 19, 2007

wales 

1) A boy of questionable sexuality.

2) An extreamly feminine male.

Person 1: That guy's cool, but I can't tell if he's gay.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a Wales.

Person 1: Look at the guy doing a runway walk! Is he gay?
Person 2: He says he's not but he's a Wales, you never know.

wales by gingerlover June 15, 2008

wales 

the best country

wales is a country

wales by cassie 8989 April 19, 2021

Wales 

Wales. A small chunk of land unfortunately still attached to England. Populated by inbred, narrow-minded mutants who are obsessed with Rugby. They have been closed off from the rest of civilisation since the big bang, and therefore sadly, will always be the mad, isolated, eccentric dimwits that they are. They are blessed with one of the most annoyingly cringeworthy accents in the world which makes them sound like 6yr olds on helium. If visiting take plenty of water-proof clothing as you will be drenched in saliva whenever they open their silly little mouths. Their culture is suffocating and will be forced in your face at every turn. Anti-English to the highest degree. Wales a place of dribbling psychopaths where everyone looks the same, talks the same and acts the same. Clones with a capital C. Stay well clear!

Blodwyn: Hey Daffyd boyo! Look at that English twat over there, I'll knock his teeth out, you can poke him in the eyes.

Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.

Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.

Wales by Spiffing ol boy September 8, 2008

Wales 

also known as a big fat curly headed fuck, usually has a girl's name. Has man boobs with small nipples and goes for the dirtiest of the dirt when it comes to picking females. One of the dustiest characters in the leauge by far. Has zero wheels and is usually seen on the sidelines at the bar scene.

hey did you see that fuckstick that walked by?...he is a true Wales

Wales by gonger4life March 14, 2009

Wales 

A country that contains too much anti English, racist sentiment. especially when the English don't care but for laughing at the accent (which we also do to every other country on Earth)

Welshman: "Fucking English wanker!"
Englishman: "Do I look offended? Try evolving for a few millennia. And try not to slag me off outside of Wales, that's how come Welsh exiles get the shit kicked out of them."

Wales by Sickman May 15, 2006

wales 

A place that is nice on one or two beaches. Very cold. They think they own England and speak a very strange language that no-one can understand. It is full of fair-haired gays aswell as caravans and Irish Pikeys.

Guy: This is a nuclear missile control computer.
Ali G: Can I blow somewhere up?
Guy: No, It is very dangerous.
Ali G: How about somewhere shitty? Like Wales.

wales by ajgreatermanchester January 17, 2008