warhammer

A kinda cool strategic fantasy battle game, played with minituares, dice and intricate model battlezones. Many armies take day's to complete a devastating battle. This product is sold mainly by The Games Workshop who must be fucking rich due to the astronomical costs involved in with maintaining an army of small soldiers.
Overall Warhammer however is a big waste of money. They have no resale value and the time spent painting, building, preparing and playing a battle could be used for more productive ventures.

"I wasted $5000 on Warhammer and now it just sits on my shelf."
"Yeah, when you think about it warhammer is pretty shit."

by Diego August 15, 2003

Warhammer Geek

Warhammer is a fantasy game that is the very definition of Geek. Instead of having a life, your at home painting and customizing little figures, that are really friggin' expensive. 60 dollars for 8 PLASTIC figures. So, staying up til' 3 in the morning playing with figures when your 21 is a major turn-off for girls. That's why some guys I know don't have a girlfriend yet, and probably never will unless they stop playing playing with that crap. And if your an adult reading this, this is exactly like dungeons and dragons, so it is not by any terms "cool". Some people say "who cares if its geeky, play it if you want to" While yes, thats true, people will seriously think you are nerdy, and that will damage your appearance with the "in crowd" Plus, while you could be learning how to play the guitar or drums during the summer, your in a shop with a bunch of geeks throwing plastic models and dice at each other.

COOL PERSON: Hey, whats up? Do you wanna go to that Mikey's party tonight?

WARHAMMER GEEK: Aw, sorry. I got to paint my army and fight my arch rival. I just got this new dodron piece. wanna check it out? and then I can tell you about my adventures!!

COOL PERSON: Uh, nah, thats okay man, Im fi-
WARHAMMER GEEK: So this one time, Captain armpit was up against three death droids. I thought I was gonna lose, but captain armpit used his butt-laser, and totally saved the army. And this other time, I-
COOL PERSON: Uh, sorry, I gotta go. *quickly walks back towards his car*

That was the first and last time the WARHAMMER GEEK was ever invited to party.

by Demondog September 2, 2009

warhammer

A hugely expensive excuse for anal retentives with sweaty armpits to play with toy soldiers despite being grown men.

Guy 1: "I like Warhammer! Look, I spent £150 on 12 space goblins!"

Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"

by Acolyte of Ouzounian December 14, 2008

warhammer

warhammer was oringinally designed in the late 1970s when nerds unanimously desided that computer games, Dungeouns and dragons and a complete lack of respect for clenleaness wherent enough to stop them getting girlfriends. This gave grown, acne filled, drooling men everywhere yet another reason to stay in there mothers basement and not see the light of day for week... Phew and there was me thinking I might move out.

"Would you like to play WARHAMMER with me tonight gerald."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."

by afro joe April 18, 2005

Warhammer

A slang term for masturbation

"I saw a nerd play Warhammer at the Rennaissance Faire."

by krustywazoo September 13, 2005

Warhammer 40K

The place where everyone is a nerd, a virgin and has no life. If you read even a single article on the wiki, you have zero shot of every getting laid and have forfeited your life to the franchise.

Person 1: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes

by LeBanj March 17, 2021

wacham

1. when you beat someone at something.
2. to say that you're here and you want people to know it.

1. we're gunna wacham your ass at the soccer match tomorrow
2. WACHAM!! watch out i am here!

by (*Jlee*) August 30, 2006