wifi wetspot

a wifi hotspot that charges an hourly or daily fee to use, such as many coffeeshops and airports.

"I tried to check my email, but the network there is a fucking wifi wetspot"

by tinkertinker April 3, 2008

wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.

Those without firewalls should not have wifis.

by Bob Zajdel March 5, 2004

Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.

A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!

by Artem_the_kid October 16, 2008

Wifi twilight zone

The area around the outside of a wifi network where your cell phone thinks it has signal, and so shuts off your mobile network, but can't actually connect, leaving you with no internet at all.

Sorry I keep getting disconnected, I'm walking through a wifi twilight zone right now.

by TV4Fun September 6, 2013

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

Wifi Wifey

A bae who is a long distance partner

I'm going to see my wifi wifey this weekend

by Banubear July 11, 2016