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wibble wibble

A sentence used to really confuse cold callers
Caller: "Hello, I'm calling from Coldseal Windows. Can I interest you in a new conservatory?"
Callee: "Wibble wibble"
Caller: "....excuse me? I.."
Callee: "WIBBLE WIBBLE! Duh!"
Caller: *click*
wibble wibble by Jon Fox November 1, 2006

Wibble Wobble 

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words
Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

Wibble Wobble 

A definition pertaining to male genitalia, for it "wibble wobbles"
Ima smack dat ho wif my Wibble Wobble!
Wibble Wobble by Camron932 December 9, 2008

Wibble wobble 

When u jump and ur fat wobbles and wibbles
Look at sam his belly is going wibble wobble
Wibble wobble by Bitch im a retard January 21, 2021

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog 

To agree and be pleased with a direction another is guiding you.
Ok, come along now, time to get in the shower..

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog!
Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog by Zenpath September 3, 2011

Wibble Wobble 

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy
Wibble Wobble by anonymous April 12, 2022