whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 8, 2002

sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

by krl November 12, 2003

whack a doo

Strange; Displaying odd behavior or bad judgement as a result of drug usage.

I was trying to talk sense to John, but he was whack a doo.

by getzalot September 1, 2009

Whack Pussy

When you are fucking a woman for 3 and a half hours and can't nut no matter how hot/tight she is cause dat pussy whack as fuck.

I was fuckin' her for 3 and a half hours and couldn't cum cause she got whack pussy.

by Dãn December 29, 2017

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017