by plaah August 10, 2007
Get the wemo mug.An individual who genuinely believes that they're an Emo when they're trying terribly to be one and failing. They'll usually be seen wearing stupid hoodies they bought from H&M, heard complaining about there unimportant problems, and with a make-shift side fringe. They'll have a Myspace account, on which they will have filled out their profile details in text-speak most likely. They'll confuse emo music with indie, rock and metal. They'll say they like bands which they never actually listen to. They will desperately wait for somebody to mention their supposed label of 'Emo', and when someone does it will transpire that they obviously are flattered, but they will deny it half-heartedly. Even though you only said it in the hope of embarrassing them!
Paul: heeeyyyy r u going 2 the simple plan concert in july?
Ian: defooo mayte rock on!111
Me: So, you two, being Emos *trying to embarrass them* must love all heavy music, you know like Simple Plan and.. Good Charlotte and MCR... yup you are so hardcore.
Paul and Ian together: cheers mayte = yea those r our fave bands omg how did u no!1?
Me: I was trying to embarrass you, you wemo, wemoooooo
Ian: defooo mayte rock on!111
Me: So, you two, being Emos *trying to embarrass them* must love all heavy music, you know like Simple Plan and.. Good Charlotte and MCR... yup you are so hardcore.
Paul and Ian together: cheers mayte = yea those r our fave bands omg how did u no!1?
Me: I was trying to embarrass you, you wemo, wemoooooo
by someone who hates wemos most likely April 26, 2008
Get the wemo mug.The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.
by Def Jem May 14, 2005
Get the wembley mug.adj. Describes a person who tries to be emo but fails, or in other words, wannabe emo. Most wemo people listen to Good Charlotte and Simple Plan while taking pictures of their secretly happy selves in toques and unconvincabley sad expressions. A lot of wemo people DON'T know how to put on eyeliner and many of them sport buzzcuts. Tsk tsk.
by Rachel May 13, 2005
Get the wemo mug.Wemos are basicaly Wannabe Emos, see:Emo
They listen to bands such as : Simple plan, Good Charlotte and fall out boy. They spend thier time taking mopy pictures of them self, attempting to wear eye liner, pretending to self harm and sulking about thier "Horrible lives" These "Horrible Lives " consist of: Many friends, a family thats loves them and a nice house.
They listen to bands such as : Simple plan, Good Charlotte and fall out boy. They spend thier time taking mopy pictures of them self, attempting to wear eye liner, pretending to self harm and sulking about thier "Horrible lives" These "Horrible Lives " consist of: Many friends, a family thats loves them and a nice house.
Alice: How are ya?
Eliza: BAD! I dont enough money to spend on crap eye liner, my life is awful! Im gonna go self harm :(
Alice: EEW WEMO ALERT!
Eliza: BAD! I dont enough money to spend on crap eye liner, my life is awful! Im gonna go self harm :(
Alice: EEW WEMO ALERT!
by Taylor Mcarthy August 1, 2008
Get the Wemo mug.Adjective used to describe a product, service or situation where expectations exceed reality or possibility, where unrealistic claims are made, or where the impossible is promised.
Wemagin was a crowd-funded project that made outlandish claims, being able to protect the privacy of even the most technically inept users under all conditions.
Despite the claims being clearly shown as false, the creators and shills continued on with such fervour that they attracted the attention of privacy advocates, security researchers and other skeptics.
After discovering the phrase "Imagination is more important than knowledge!" in their patent, the term "wemaginary" was coined.
Wemagin was a crowd-funded project that made outlandish claims, being able to protect the privacy of even the most technically inept users under all conditions.
Despite the claims being clearly shown as false, the creators and shills continued on with such fervour that they attracted the attention of privacy advocates, security researchers and other skeptics.
After discovering the phrase "Imagination is more important than knowledge!" in their patent, the term "wemaginary" was coined.
by cybergibbons December 6, 2014
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