by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.
"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"
by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.
Resembles a Japanese man crying.
Resembles a Japanese man crying.
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005

That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011

When u stop in the middle of fucking and tell her that her pussy is trash and u can't get off. Then once she starts crying u use her tears to masturbate and finish urself off while she watches.
by Shroomman80 January 11, 2019

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.
"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."
by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017
