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kentucky viper militia

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.
I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related
by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022
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dodge viper

the best damn car in the world, it may not be the fastest but it sure is the best looking
Damn, i would love to get in a dodge viper with Carmen Electra
by its a mystery May 13, 2005
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Viperblaze

To perform an obesely unfunny joke on another person over the period of many years. A joke which is not funny from the teller, but is funny because the joke/teller is so pathetic that he should have just left years ago. Uselessness.
"Dan Quayle was one of the biggest Viperblaze Vice Presidents in all of American history."
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
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Vopper

the mac, the big-house, the slammer, fo shigady, everybody wants to be it, that guy on the block aka izzy g. aka the dawg
yo mayne, you be that vopper, you so co, yeahh mayne

yeah i know i so co
by Treyvan April 30, 2005
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viper cunt

Used only in extreme situations generally female to female to describe a woman who will do anything to get her way.
I can't believe Marsha stole Jan's boyfriend, she's such a viper cunt.
by Pierre Toastie October 17, 2006
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Viper Pussy

a nasty vagina that is used often and never cleaned, normally emitting a foul odor.
So I tried smashing on Tina the other night, and man did she have a viper pussy. I got a whiff of somethin' fierce.
by Patattack3000 February 17, 2009
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Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.
Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.
by The Gooch May 11, 2004
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