re virginised

Someone who has sex once and then dosn't have sex for a very long time after gets the RE VIRGINISED status.

Gareth- " i havn't had sex since i was 18,that when i lost my V plates, now i'm nearly 25 and my balls are bigger than melons and will burst soon"

Clive- " well son you seem to have been re virginised due to your lack of sexual action, try shagging sheep to get the feel again and releave the sexual frustration"

Gareth- " too late!"

by Frank Enbeans January 10, 2007

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virgins

kids who sit in their bedrooms 24/7 playing nothing but cod spinning in circles and join cod teams in 2019. also have dorito fingers and stink of piss because they don't get up to go the toilet because they need to hit their shitty 720 instaswap to think they're gonna join a shite team like synergy or dare..

cod kids: just hit this sick 720 insta backdrop,i can see me joining dare soon *eye emoji*
everyone normal: virgins

by FormerS7Matty April 17, 2019

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420 Virgins

What every weed-smoker wants to kill himself for. It is said in mythological hempsites, at the most dank part of the internet, that he who kills himself in the name of marijuana by blowing up a weed-bomb(yes it exists) and destroying Republican Extremists, shall get 420 virgins made out of the most dank hemp ever created. Only the most Awesome weed smokers have done this before, and it still remains a mystery if they got their humanoid hemp. But we can still believe! We can still believe...

I will destroy myself in a sacrificial explosion taking that Republican bastard with me, so I can get my 420 Virgins, while he burns in Crack Hell!

by yobuofal ...AGAIN!!! October 21, 2010

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