viola

A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)

How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!

by th3samiam September 15, 2006

Viola

A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.

Someone please stab that viola!

by relievetheworldofviolas October 31, 2012

Viola

An adolescent. Derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, specifically from Malvolio's description of Viola in Act 1 Scene 5: "Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy..."

"How old is your son?"
"Oh, he's a Viola."

by Zach F August 27, 2007

Viola

A lower pitch and a little larger than a violin.

Boy 1: Hey man I just got a viola it's pretty sick!

Boy 2: Can I hear it?

Boy 1: Sure here!

Boy 2: Wow that sounds pretty nice.

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 27, 2019

Viola

A person that suffers of Best Pussy Disorder. BPD

Viola's pussy is unrivaled

by 6michi November 25, 2021

Viola

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

viola

n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside

-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist

by Anonymous September 29, 2004