Your Mom is a Viking
by Bill Nye the Science Guy May 16, 2003
Get the vikingmug. Norse warriors who pillaged villages. They have large spears, and something else very large, too. ;)
by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005
Get the vikingmug. The ancestors to modern scandinavians (swedes, norwegians and danes). Fearsome, blonde and snotty beasts. Enjoyed raping young virgins in firy rituals and wash their face in mewcous in the morning, to get that sweet mint smell.
Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in whatever their capital's name is.
The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists.
What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa.
When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest" stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland.
Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway...
Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes!
Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in whatever their capital's name is.
The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists.
What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa.
When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest" stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland.
Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway...
Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes!
by It'syourdutytoeatyourdoodie June 29, 2005
Get the vikingsmug. a drug that leaves you completely painfree. you take these things you dont even kno that your leg has just been amputated..by a shark. good tiems with them vikes..
mike sizzutch takes the vikkizutch
by Jenna May 13, 2005
Get the Vikesmug. An extremely large northern european fighting machine, wielding Axe or Sword and at least twice the size of people from other cultures of that era! Vikings were just as much explorers as they were warriors and in fact it was they who discovered America first!
'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die!
In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. !
'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die!
In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. !
Arab Trader - Wow who are these beatiful blonde people with big weapons,they are giants better not give them a shit deal abdul!
Viking - Fook deal! We will take it all and your women too! Kill them all!!! and burn the city to the ground!
Viking - Fook deal! We will take it all and your women too! Kill them all!!! and burn the city to the ground!
by Tango169 November 15, 2007
Get the vikingmug. When your lady is just wearing knickers and you (standing) flip her upside down, stick your head in the afore mentioned knickers and chow down. She can also go to town so its fun for everyone.
by MurderousYoric March 23, 2009
Get the The Vikingmug. by kalirush May 16, 2006
Get the vikingmug.