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Flawless Victory

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
by TMaC March 21, 2004
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Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
by Asger W July 12, 2006
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Victor

Victor is and always will be super dorky, smart, funny, sweet, kind,(an ass sometimes), an amazing friend who will stick by your side no matter what, he is someone you can feel comfortable with and tell him anything and everything, he is the one and only Victor (well at least mine is)
0.0 idk Victor isn't a word so...
by bread is nice November 6, 2017
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victory beer

a beer that is set aside as a reward after triumphing over a long day's work.
After a tough day of classes, a closing shift, and homework, that victory beer hit the spot!
by JFishnets24 April 22, 2011
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Victor Hugo

French author of the 19th century. Particuarly famous for Les Miserables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."
-Victor Hugo, 'Les Miserables,' 1862
by Kathe May 23, 2005
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Victory Royale

When someone flies a passenger plane into the side of a skyscraper.
hussein: "Did you hear about my dude osama bin laden? He got a fat victory royale the other day!"
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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victory face

The contorted face a guy makes as he's blowing his load in a woman. It also relates to the thought that goes through a guys head as he busting a nut- "Hah! Little vixen, I got you!"
We were going at it for half an hour and then I victory faced, then I got the hell out of there.
by WTI January 26, 2005
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