Egotistical loser. An Everquest 2 player who thinks being cool in a video game makes you cool at life. Someone who puts DPS over personal hygiene, bills and sexual relations.
Being a Venser:
"LOL, your dps sucks. You fail at life!!"
Seeing a Venser:
Venser tells Level_70-79, "80 Swash LFG BEST DPS IN 4 COUNTIES"
Calling out a Venser:
You tell Level_70-79, "Wow, you're a fucking venser! Take a shower, bitch."
"LOL, your dps sucks. You fail at life!!"
Seeing a Venser:
Venser tells Level_70-79, "80 Swash LFG BEST DPS IN 4 COUNTIES"
Calling out a Venser:
You tell Level_70-79, "Wow, you're a fucking venser! Take a shower, bitch."
by EgomanEQ2 June 24, 2009
Get the Venser mug.1. A super sexy Roman goddess who became just a little bit slutty and a little bit arrogant. She was gorgeous and eternally youthful, with beautiful reddish-blonde hair and perfect complexion. She is the goddess of love, beauty and everything sexual. In other words, she was perfect. 100% utterly perfect. She was married to graceless dumbass Vulcan, the god of fire. Her true love was actually Mars, the god of war. Their child was gorgeous goddess Harmonia. Male counterpart is Cupid. In Greek mythology, known as Aphrodite.
2. Second planet from the sun, very hot. Usually known to people as red, but sometimes it is beige.
3. Professional African-American female tennis player. Has a sister, who also plays professional tennis, named Serena. Last name is Williams. Often known as the best female tennis players in the world.
2. Second planet from the sun, very hot. Usually known to people as red, but sometimes it is beige.
3. Professional African-American female tennis player. Has a sister, who also plays professional tennis, named Serena. Last name is Williams. Often known as the best female tennis players in the world.
1. Marc: Venus is the most perfect, loveliest person in the whole world.
2. Nardward the nerd: I am doing a project on the planet Venus for the anual Wylie Junior High science fair.
3. Jessie: Venus Williams is my role model. She is the best woman tennis player to ever walk this planet.
2. Nardward the nerd: I am doing a project on the planet Venus for the anual Wylie Junior High science fair.
3. Jessie: Venus Williams is my role model. She is the best woman tennis player to ever walk this planet.
by J.F.K May 30, 2004
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Second planet from the sun. Has a heavy atmosphere of carbon dioxide. Atmospheric pressire is nine times that of Earth's. Average temperature of 900 degrees.
Venus is more hospitable than Detroit.
by yfarf! July 20, 2003
Get the Venus mug.(Noun) A triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of homophobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.
Girl: Boi! Did you see Laurence today?!
Guy: No... Why?
Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.
Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!
Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*
Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission
Guy and Girl: *Laughing*
Guy: No... Why?
Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.
Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!
Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*
Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission
Guy and Girl: *Laughing*
by LDCSAD January 29, 2018
Get the Venus Pagina mug.Venus is a very beautiful person. She’s kind and is sometimes emotional. She cares about other and she likes to buy stuff to people. She has been through pain and has a bit of trust issues. She likes to hang around with her friends and family. She likes to sing, listen to music, draw and be creative. She sometimes play video games and she has a huge crush on a guy. She will fight for what she wants. She’s independent and strong and is athletic. She is hot and cute. Both at the same time. A very kind person to have around in your life. She will always be there for you no matter what.
If you get insulted by someone she will back you up. Her name is the goddess of love and beauty. She can make anyone fall in love with her.
We all need a Venus in our life!
If you get insulted by someone she will back you up. Her name is the goddess of love and beauty. She can make anyone fall in love with her.
We all need a Venus in our life!
by crazygirluwu February 17, 2020
Get the Venus mug.The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediately causing the asshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.
During foreplay, when Mel put her finger too close to Jon's Venus Fly Ass, he clenched and yelled "hey! don't do that" - my ass is a one-way chute!
by MelBeSea January 15, 2008
Get the Venus Fly Ass mug.The envy of females by a male who so admires the opposite sex that he wants to be like them.
Venus envy is the opposite of psychologist Sigmund Freud's "penis envy" theory that supposed certain females had feelings of inferiority and therefore wished to have a penis.
Males who have "venus envy" are usually, but not always, transvestites, crossdressers or transsexuals.
Venus envy is the opposite of psychologist Sigmund Freud's "penis envy" theory that supposed certain females had feelings of inferiority and therefore wished to have a penis.
Males who have "venus envy" are usually, but not always, transvestites, crossdressers or transsexuals.
As Patrick watched the beautiful gymnast Svetlana perform he said to his friend "I wish I could look and be as talented as her, she's absolutely wonderful". "A pure case of venus envy" his friend thought.
by Patricia Marie Sumiso July 20, 2008
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