Velocicopter: wind-milling your penis in front of a prospective mate with your arms poised like a raptor with an accompanying "Rawr"...
Tara thought Jon was the most boring first date ever until he brandished his Velocicopter wooing her with erotic amusement...
by Mr Hixxx March 16, 2020
Get the Velocicopter mug.A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.
People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.
by VonC May 12, 2021
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Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.
by Venom Shot April 2, 2021
Get the Val Velocity mug.I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.
Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
by A. Hacker March 23, 2009
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Get the Velociraptor mug.The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
by MH PV February 18, 2008
Get the velocitization mug.A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.
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Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.
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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.
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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
by nathurnal May 5, 2009
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