Vegetable Slut

When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...

"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"

by SquidsareSlippery December 30, 2016

Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

by FugginShib March 23, 2015

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

Vegetable Sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

vegetable in chief

The opposite of commander in chief. A president who has no idea what he’s doing or saying, and is being controlled by others. They’re a disaster when given a mic without a script. Signs executive orders without fully understanding their contents. Whenever you hear them speak, you lose IQ points.

It looks like our vegetable in chief really did it again. They really need to retire and stick to spending their own money.

by WRGATEXAN February 7, 2021

Vegetable Wagon

1. A reference homosexual males use to compare their penis to a homewrecker.

"You want to take a ride on the Vegetable Wagon?"

by Scott "Bazooka" Wagers October 6, 2008