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The Valyrian Steeler

When you want to have sex with your girl but she is on the rag so she lets you put it in her ass. While pounding away you want to punish her for her womanly sin so you take out her tampon and wield it like a nice piece of Valyrian steel. After smacking her around a bit she looks like she just escaped a fight with the Hound.
- Damn did you see that girl in the courtyard?
- Yeah she was fucked up, looks like Jon pulled the Valyrian Steeler on her.
by Johnny Mad-Dogg August 16, 2017
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Heaven (valorant)

Heaven: Heaven, on any map, is usually going to be the highest point on the map. A map like Split may have two heavens, but you can then just specify which bomb site when saying it. Heaven is a good place for Defenders to get a full view of what they’re defending, and is an important place to block line of sight as an Attacker so you can advance.
Heaven (valorant)

teamate: Last one 90 Heaven
by onlyfaxnoprinter October 16, 2023
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Mid (Valorant)

Defender/Attacker Spawn: These ones are quite self-explanatory: where you spawn is the name of the callout. Saying “Defender/Attacker Spawn” can be quite the mouthful, so depending on the context of the situation, “Spawn” may work. If you know that your teammates play
Mid (Valorant)

teamate : last hit 90 Mid
by onlyfaxnoprinter October 16, 2023
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reyna from valorant

Basically one of the Valorant agents people simp for.
guy 1: Bro reyna from valorant is so hot guy 2: P E R I SH Y O U S I M P
by fardface69420 September 21, 2022
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Valorant Sweat

Someone who tries to hard at everything, In things other than valorant too.
"Bro that guys is such a valorant sweat, look at how hard he's simping for that girl!!"
by RadnorFizz December 1, 2020
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Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life
eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player
by Potato pete July 21, 2023
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Valorant

A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.
by SteveTHemNa March 7, 2021
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