dislocated vajaja

When a girl does a high kick or some other strenuous activity and she hurts her crotch.

Marie: "Girl, I tried to do the splits yesterday and now I have a dislocated vajaja."
Me: "You has to pop that thing back into place."

by sweetsexualchocolate January 23, 2009

The cat’s vajanas

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023