Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies(Vagina), ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
by pseudonymabc123 May 11, 2009

The part of a female body tucked between her legs. It lubricates itself during sex when the penis is inserted into it. Once sperm has been ejaculated into it, the eggs are fertilized and 9 months later a baby pops out. Usually hairy but I shave mine.
by ihate the yankees May 6, 2008

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.
by Zigabub December 17, 2013

by Erik H Green August 11, 2008

A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.
by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019
