vagene

The proper name for American female sex organs.

"hi bb.
U like sexc chat
Show ur vagene pls
Sexc chat pls
Bb
Hi
Open ur vagene pls"

*Sends dick pic after no response*

vagene by Diarrheajonea August 22, 2017

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Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

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Hey. Im a vaginger.

Vaginger by Eric O April 14, 2008

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Person: "Hello there! I'm from the state of Wet Vagina!"

You: ...

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Bill: Hey Tom, did you have unprotected sex with Ally last night?

Tom: No, she had a vagina tent, so it was cool.

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Vagina Wrinkle by Tina278 February 15, 2015

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When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

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