Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from
Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...
Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...
Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
by help_me_omg November 1, 2023
Get the Trading V card mug.when someone still hold there "V.E. card",or "virgin ears card" mean they haven't been exposed to what some people call " bad things", such as bad language, sexual reference, drug related content.
teen: "Dude i totally had my frist blowjob yesterday!!"
friend: "uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a blowjob??"
teen: " your kidding? right?
friend: "no"
teen: "hahahahahah you still hold your V.E.-card!! hahahah"
friend: "uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a blowjob??"
teen: " your kidding? right?
friend: "no"
teen: "hahahahahah you still hold your V.E.-card!! hahahah"
by waffleboy May 28, 2011
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Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.
Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010
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dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
Get the hole-punch the vcard mug.The virgin card. If you have your own card, you're still a virgin. When you are devirginized, you give your card to the devirginizer. If you have at least two vcards, you're a card collector.
Yup, I still have my vcard.
Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.
Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.
by Strudel October 26, 2005
Get the vcard mug.A fairly standard system for online business cards. Not to be confused with V card, which means virginity. However, should you confuse the two, the results should be pretty good.
Coworker 1: Hello Coworker 2! I just finally got my cubicle and corporate computer account set up, want me to send you my vCard in celebration?
Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*
Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*
by Maxtion October 30, 2008
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