A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug. sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.
by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025
Get the Pulling a ushermug. Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
by gv_86 September 20, 2025
Get the Usher The Tablemug. by GG4live January 6, 2014
Get the Ellectra Ushermug. A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
Get the Nut Ushersmug.