It is a South American country full of drug addicts and starving people, its currency is worth less than an orange, and with a population mainly descended from greedy Jews, nobody wants them
A country in South America with probably the most awaken and quick population in the whole planet. This country counts with 23 different accents due to the great amount of provinces. Here, most of the thieves have the exact same line; “che boludo, tené hora?”
Stranger in Argentina: Che boludo, tené hora?
Argentinian to his/her inmigrant friend: RUN, JUST RUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! HE'S EVEN GOT A LITTLE ALTER-EGO! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY! AHA! OHMYGODILOVETHISGUYSOMUCH! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M LIKE THE ULTIMATE POLITICAL STRATEGIST! AHAHA! FUCK! HOLY SHIT are you guys lucky! I could have your daughters strapped to a conveyor-belt awaiting ME-exclusive breeding RIGHT NOW! HA! OH MAN! OOOOH MAN! I am so FUCKING EFFECTIVE! I'm so effective I surprise even myself!
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHA! OH! THANK YOU ARGENTINA! I TAKE FULL CREDIT FOR THAT! UNLESS he genocides everyone! Well, no, wait... I still want credit for the kills... Hmm... Ok, You know what? The kills will add to MY score but give him credit for doing it... And not me Hym but him. Hilarious! I'm actually starting to come around to this iteration of reality. Get me some of these pornstars and I might actually like the place! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"