pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003

shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

by TheGamingGamer1 April 25, 2014

shit up

When auto-correct changes your message from shut up to shit up.

Text convo:
Robb - "What's up asshole?"
John - "Shit up!"

by johndeezo April 20, 2018

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

shit up

to get high

"yo dude lets get shitted up 2night"

"bro I'm gonna shit up u wanna join?"

by bananapricot August 9, 2015

shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

by Cat(: February 8, 2008

Shit-Ups

To practice the excercise of sitting up will having the feeling of wanting to poop, or doing sit-ups while deficating in the exact spot in which the sit-ups are being performed.

"Randy and I went to the gym and boy did I have a major case of the shit-Ups!"

by Krusty Krab Rapist June 2, 2015