update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

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Update drowning

Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun

Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?

Oh, they started update drowning it.

by KentuckyFriedHumans February 18, 2021

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Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013

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snapchat update

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind

Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((

by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018

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Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019

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desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

by newsvava February 10, 2009

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windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.

I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.

by the_pwner January 28, 2004

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