The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
by The Negro Ninja July 3, 2006
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Bts v has been called the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop by not only by k-media but also by fans.
Even members of the group have mentioned it before.
Mnet has already called him the visual representation of K-pop and Representative of K-pop
K-media call him face of K-pop as he has already won more 40 world most handsome face titles.
K-media also calls him idols of idol for having most number of fanboys and celeb fans
He has more than 55 rookie idols who idolise him for his stage presence, widest vocal range, soul voice and smooth moves. He also has a lot of celeb fans as well.
He is called the king of fancams since his fancams boy with luv is the most viewed, liked and commented one in the history of K-pop.
Also,his fancams has most views in most of the era example pied Piper, black swan, dynamite, life goes on, 21st century girl, boy with luv, ON, etc.
Bts v has been called the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop by not only by k-media but also by fans.
Even members of the group have mentioned it before.
Mnet has already called him the visual representation of K-pop and Representative of K-pop
K-media call him face of K-pop as he has already won more 40 world most handsome face titles.
K-media also calls him idols of idol for having most number of fanboys and celeb fans
He has more than 55 rookie idols who idolise him for his stage presence, widest vocal range, soul voice and smooth moves. He also has a lot of celeb fans as well.
He is called the king of fancams since his fancams boy with luv is the most viewed, liked and commented one in the history of K-pop.
Also,his fancams has most views in most of the era example pied Piper, black swan, dynamite, life goes on, 21st century girl, boy with luv, ON, etc.
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A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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Get the Ultimate Answer mug.Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
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"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."
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