Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 19, 2009

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left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

by CARS December 07, 2005

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Shut The Fuck Uppercut

The act of uppercutting someone, while yelling shut the fuck up

person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut

person 2: OW! that must have hurt...

by Anthbroo December 29, 2012

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san fran uppercut

When during maturation the males ejaculate is expelled colliding with the underside of his chin.

I was having a wank last night and gave myself a san fran uppercut.

by Moe St Cool June 12, 2017

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shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

by dagreatdane4 July 02, 2009

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