Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?
I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
by rgmetro March 29, 2017

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

by Tee monayyy April 12, 2023

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.
by Hover501 December 10, 2024

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.
Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
by kaji2k March 1, 2025

by 6th hour geometry May 3, 2018
