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trustafarian

A word that combines Trust-Fund with Rastafarian. A well to do hippie type person that is not encumbered by a job and usually has hair matted into dreadlocks. While not especially materialistic they have resources that enable them to attend a multitude of events such as Burning Man, all forms of jam band concerts, enviromential protests and the like.
Those guys that can afford to follow a Jam-Band around the country must be trustafarians or something.
by Eddie Sharp September 21, 2005
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tustin

a city in orange county neighboring irvine and santa ana. it isnt as ghetto as santa ana, nor is it a big rich bubble of doom like irvine. it is the best of both worlds without the dangers and sheer boredom.
tustin is 10x better than irvine. irvine sucks dick.
by irvine sucks dick February 19, 2010
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Bro-trust

The most holy bond between two bros. Bro-trust is the faith that your bros will back you up and always keep their promises.
"Bro, promise to wake me up before you leave. I really want to come."
"I will dude."
"Promise on bro-trust."
by aTrain8 May 12, 2009
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Urban Trustafarian

A rich white person who lives on trust funds from mummy and daddy but pretends to be are poor. They subscribe to a fake hippie lifestyle, kitted out in designer boho chic, eating expensive organic food, pretending to be anti-establishment and generally moping around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. They sometimes claim to work in media, but sit around all day drinking overpriced fairtrade coffee pretending to be intellectual or ironic. In cities like London, they tend to frequent areas like Hoxton, Shoreditch & Dalston. Most will eventually end up working for capitalist instituitons, the establishment or for mummy and daddy.

They are related to the Bourgeois Bohemian Bobo and the Shoreditch Twat / Hoxton Twat
Tarquin was a professional "Urban Trustafarian". He went on the anti-bank march, even though his dad was a CEO at a major financial institution. He fitted into the clique quite well with his Vice magazine chic, designer beard, tweeting regularly on his iphone 4 whilst playing the djembe really badly.
by colonel tom parker July 1, 2011
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Beard Trustworthiness

Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.

~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache

~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln

~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops

~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee

~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard

~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap

~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler
L: How do you know you can trust that guy?

E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!
by AkaEros October 27, 2011
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ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"
Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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trust punk

1.a person between the ages of 17-25 who lives off of their parents money (trust fund), yet maintains that they live a punk lifestyle, only by wearing patches on their pants, and claim to have an unhealthy obsession with japanese underground thrash 2.a close relative to the 'trustafarian' only with less weed and more bullshit anger.3.you can find a trust punk on the campus of an expensive university out of town, who seems unimpressed with his/her surroundings, yet indulges in the fact that he/she is a novelty.
" Man that chick is such a trust punk , she has dental floss sewn patches on Lacoste pants"

"Rory Copestake"
by hfhsdkbafgkbgjkadb May 14, 2008
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