Typhoom

A typhoon that isn't strong enough to be a typhoon. Also can be a rainy typhoon that has no winds.

Did you hear about the typhoom that passed Gachalanda?

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 30, 2022

Mexican Typhoon

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus

"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"

by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010

typology

A (pseudo)science which organizes people into groups based on their core motivations, how they think, and what they do. It's used for personal growth and just for fun as a hobby. Examples of popular typology systems include Meyers-Briggs (MBTI), Enneagram, 4 Temperaments/DISC, Big 5/OCEAN, Socionics, Attitudinal Psyche, and 16Personalities (ew). And no, astrology is not typology.

JP: "Have you ever heard of typology before? It's really cool. It helps you learn more about yourself and others!"
Everyone: "Shut up"

by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022

typown

When you send an IM to someone as they are is finishing a sentence in another window and catch the last part of their message. Embarassing for the other end but somewhat pride-inducing for the "typowner".

MetaTagged: Hey.
SyndLig: ck.
MetaTagged: Typowned!

by Metatag September 27, 2005

Typhoid Mary

1. Mary Mallon, the first known healthy carrier of typhoid fever, who spread it by working as a cook (typhoid fever is spread through water and food). When health officials tracked her down, she refused to believe she was a carrier, because a. since she was the first known case, she'd never before heard of healthy carriers and b. she did not understand a lot about typhoid fever. She was forcibly quarantined, released after two years on the condition that she wouldn't seek work as a cook again and quarantined again for life after another outbreak was tracked to her working as a cook under a pseudonym. It seems she had taken the job because other household jobs (like doing laundry) she got didn't pay as well and she still didn't believe she could spread the disease.
2. A carrier of any contagious disease who, through ignorance and recalcitrance or callousness, proceeds to take exactly those actions which are likely to cause the highest possible amount of infections in other people.
3. Someone who, analogous to 2, doesn't bother with anti-virus software or firewalls and so quickly gets their computer infected with all manner of computer viruses which then proceed to spread themselves from that computer. Especially if they persist in opening all attachments and not installing anti-virus software even after having been told they should.

1. (no example, real person after which 2 and 3 are named)
2. Mao seems to have been a typhoid Mary, according to accounts by his physician stating he had an STD which caused him little discomfort but which he spread at a rate of one young female follower infected per week.
3. If someone alerts you to a virus mail you sent them, and you do nothing about it, that makes you a typhoid Mary.

by Garnasha May 28, 2010

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

Typosis

a fake disease that makes you make typos, used as a joke among people mostly on a forum but also in chatrooms.

person 1: I can't go to the moveis
Person 2: Typosis strikes again!

by lumallama November 2, 2008