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Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.
"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."
by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008
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Toking up

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
by Khronicc September 30, 2016
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Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.
“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle
by Wickzs March 15, 2019
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Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010
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Taking the back door

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."
by Kevie October 13, 2003
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Taking a Slater

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.
If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.
by artdrummer February 11, 2008
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Taking Herman to the Circus

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!
by Polio October 18, 2003
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