pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

twoonie

A two-dollar coin.
Canadian slang, based on the combination of the word "loonie", meaning a one-dollar coin, with the word "two". Alternate spelling: "toonie".

"Do you have any money on you?"
"I got a couple of twoonies, that's all."

by Hon. Joe Clark August 1, 2006

Tooba

Female, Angel on earth, soul mate, cute, once you fall in love with her you feel like you can't breath with out hearing her voice, very hard to get.

she is a Tooba on earth, I wish she was mine.

by soul-mate for ever. February 13, 2010

Twombly

To deliberately push yourself beyond the barriers of control in order to gain experience.

He ate a quarter of mushrooms, nearly passed out as we all stared at him, drank a margarita, rallied and ended up talking to the entire pool party in Vegas. Said he would've done more if he had them. Now that's a Twombly.

by THE DENNIS SYSTEM May 10, 2017

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

twoot

An interjection used to express happiness or joy about something announced through Twitter. It is a portmanteau of the words "Tweet" and "Woot/W00t".

Valve's Twitter: Half Life 2: Episode 3 will be released tomorrow.

Half Life 2 Fans: Twoot!

by Hockey > Soccer August 8, 2010

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020