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twomad

boi he bout be twomad in this buitch
by thicnig February 12, 2018
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twomorrows

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.
by MikeInDC July 28, 2020
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Grant Thompson

A legened who made amazing videos on the youtube channel, The King Of Random.
Did you hear about what happened to Grant Thompson?

Sadly I have RIP.
by Memetasticmemes August 1, 2019
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Twomad

Person 1: Woah, is that god?
Person 2: Nah, it's just twomad.
by LoveMeDaddyTwomad June 7, 2018
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Jack Thompson Disease

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
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twoop

To twitter while pooping.
Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.
by TQuizzle April 6, 2009
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Savannah Thompson

An invested clap ridden angin mess from Deane who’s had more than half of the male population in her.her minge is like a swamp and seems to post her nudes on her story and smokes dangerous dimps on the daily heard she has burger nips
Bolton’s finest bro it’s savannah Thompson
by Mohhhhkay June 12, 2019
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