twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

by Tommissy December 31, 2013

Twirl Move

When a guy gyrates his hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise motion while fucking a chick.

I used the twirl move last night, and made her cum 5 times!

by Cleveland All-Star January 28, 2010

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

twirl girl

nickname for figure skating girls. The word was introduced by the Disney Channel movie "Go Figure", which inaccurately potrays a girl who figure skates and eventually becomes a hockey player. The "twirl" part of the phrase is due to the jumps and spins that are invovled in figure skating. "Twirl Girls", or figures skaters, are extremely determined and tough.

"Dude, that chicks a twirl girl."
"Woah, she must be way out of your leaugue."

by twirlgirlorchadork December 6, 2010

twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011

twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

Hurl-and-twirl

When a male is throwing up and his partner is trying to comfort him so they reach around and give a little hand job

He was so drunk, he was puking but I felt sorry for him so I gave him a hurl-and-twirl.

by Titz July 28, 2016