tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.

Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.

by Path July 21, 2011

tushie tweet

A twitter message (tweet) that is typed out and sent via your tushie by mistake. Most commonly sent using a mobile device.

Lady Gaga made the phrase popular by responding to her own tushie tweet.

The tushie tweet:
@rafamterra $mkkkppo #andalogobusão®

The response:
Lady Gaga: I think I just tushie-tweeted by mistake! :) sorry! 16 hour 20 min till The Edge of Glory! X

by hausofgengar June 9, 2011

Posi-tweet

Posi-core tweets, invented by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden. He posts these on his twitter (@benjaminmadden) on a daily basis to spread the positivity and motivation.

"Whatever you focus on YOU WILL experience. I know this first hand. So maybe tonight, force yourself to FOCUS on something Great. Don't Be Down. FOCUS. I AM" is an example of a Posi-tweet.

by sheenaDisaster April 13, 2010

tweeks coffee

a brand of coffe made in southpark, colorado

that was beatuful and heartwarming, like a heartwarming cup of tweeks coffee on a sunny summers day.

by tweek December 19, 1999

fake-ass tweet

A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.

Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!

by Actionables June 28, 2014

Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

Blow Tweeds

To smoke marijuana, usually some schwag or low grade.

Hey man lets blow tweeds and jump off something.

by paulg08 August 21, 2008