Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Trump Tweet

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

by andsowego March 21, 2017

fireside tweet

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

Banger Tweet

A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.

"@GuiltingYou posted ANOTHER banger tweet today"

by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020

Tweet

A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.

Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.

Quit chewing on your cheeks you damn tweet..
Are you a tweet? Quit biting on those lips!

by Meeshie Peeshie April 2, 2008

tweet cred

Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.

Damn, @garyvee gots mad tweet cred!

by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009

Poop Tweet

Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.

Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".

by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017