Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

by Ice2esk February 19, 2020

Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010

Tuskan Brakes

The act of reaching over to another riders bicycle and applying his or her brakes in order to slow them down and give you the advantage. Then, yelling the Tuskan raider battle cry as you speed ahead.

That bastard Bob gave me Tuskan brakes on the last uphill before the finish line.

by The Bagmister April 20, 2006

tunya

Tunya is the most skux person in the world, with her beautiful eyes, hair, face and body, also the most sexist person in the world. Tunya is fun to be around with and is so funny. Tunya will never let you down and will do everything she can to help, she is also a person you can trust with everything.

Tunya’s a Mad bitch be like Tunya

by Yourummayzz June 1, 2019

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010