tartstank

the stink on your clothes after visiting a gentlemen's club without having even touched a stripper

I have to keep an extra set of clothes in my car to fool my wife as the febreeze isn't covering up the tartstank

by Piggypotpie October 7, 2009

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Turnstilin'

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.

Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.

by Roi James August 10, 2019

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bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

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Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

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