Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.

Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"

by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

by kith September 12, 2004

TurtleNeckEmo

A self indulgent PickMe thirst trapping for female validation under the guise of feminism. Also may happen to have a poster of a dictator in their bedroom, contradicting their entire ideology.

Chad: Last night I was so downbad, I almost fucked my German Shepard

Quinten: Hey man at least you weren't as down bad as @TurtleNeckEmo

by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

drunken turtleneck

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.

You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.

by thatdude540 September 29, 2013

Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

by Teh Duder December 2, 2014