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turret

"turret is a fag"
by theyzel August 13, 2021
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swivel turret

When your girl sits on your dick and spins around while squirting milk from her titties that ends up in your friend's eye, when it happens, you say "69 KILLSTREAK!"
Yo my girlfriend was such a swivel turret last night, my friend is in the hospital because of it
by XKIL$ONX September 12, 2021
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human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.
Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.
by Derpinson April 7, 2014
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Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t
Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
by Guster63 July 16, 2020
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turreting

the action of shooting from a turret
johnny was turreting the zombie horde.
by ThunderPunk October 3, 2009
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Turreting

Turreting originated from sounding, and can be performed by either sex, The act of inserting a large straw into or over your genitals and using it as a turret for your ejaculate.
Man! Me and Betty were turreting last night and I shot like six feet!
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.
Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD
by koro126 March 29, 2013
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