sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.

Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"

by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017

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Tourrettris

The inexplicable need to fit oneself into small spaces and then curse loudly.

"Look at that poor boy in the row of shopping carts screaming 'whore', he must have Tourrettris"

by Finkle Winkle Peanut poo January 14, 2010

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An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".

Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.

by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008

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love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.

Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.

by DJ horrible August 10, 2009

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