Timmy Turnt

I know what you're thinking.Who the heck Is Timmy.Timmy is a slang for lit and dope.Here are a few easy ways to get Timmy turnt:
1.white claws.white claws are the easiest way to get Timmy turnt,trust me.Disclaimer: ⚠️ do not mix with cbd ⚠️

2.let the party demon out

3.let Timmy guide you

Her:Hey do you wanna go out today?
Him:Nah I'm getting Timmy turnt 7/24

by Will Uzi August 28, 2021

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Turning Tricks

What a prostitute does. Having sex in exchange for drugs or money.

"I had my first hit of the drug when I was 17. A month later, I was turning tricks."

by Blynd Mag April 21, 2009

Turnitin

A commercial database that plagiarizes authors' and students' works, preventing them from being remunerated. Turnitin is expensive and its burden usually falls on students' tuition. However, it is also completely useless because it can be cheated with any file, including Word docs and Adobe PDFs. Find out how simply by googling "cheat turnitin".

«My school wastes $60,000/year on Turnitin.»
«Awesome, great school!»

by nomeditempioenoch March 24, 2016

Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.

Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.

by Gackle June 29, 2011

turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.

"you're my turning page c:"

by ikeasimp April 21, 2021