How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

spanish turnstyle

An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.

Guy, I totally did a Spanish Turnstyle with her. It was so good I wept.

by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005

hungarian turntable

tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake

hungarian turntable is amelia randall and matt minott and john greco

by amelia randall July 30, 2008

turntable

A cool machine used for playing songs on scratching and mixing.Only disc you can use for a turntable is a vinyl record.Some dude was using a vinyl record player and decided to play it back and forth and decided to scratch things up and add efx Then!!the turtable was made.

examples of great dj's-Dj Kilmore,Dj Sid Wilson,dj Kahn.

by John Fru August 4, 2004

Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".

Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.

by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021

Turnstile Leech

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever

Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!

by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014

turntable

A machine used by DJ's to create hip-hop music.

"Lyrical elixir, turntables and a mixer,
Bust ya shit like a blister" - Afu-Ra

by Marek a.k.a. "G" January 19, 2004