monkey turpentine

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

by caitmar December 24, 2009

turrent

the word “turret” for illeterate southern people. much akin to how they pronounce “naked” as “nekked”, or “oil” as “ool”.

“just finished oolin’ up my turrent!”

by saladballs October 1, 2021

turfed

Refering to someone you think is ugly.

"D***you didn't tell us those b******are hella turfed"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

turfer

A conspiracy theorist who believes that the recent town hall meetings and Tea Party protests from conservatives and libertarians are part of a grand scheme of the Republican Party to defame President Obama and health care reform.

Look at Nancy Pelosi bitching on TV with her tin foil hat about the Tea Parties; what a turfer!

by SonOfLiberty76 September 1, 2009

turrent

The better way of saying turret.

"Place a turrent" -TF2

by xdddddddddddd April 10, 2019

Tuffenuff

Big baller.

Faster than most others.

Has no trouble racing toolbags that like to talk shit...but, cant back it up.

Likes to make fun of people who talk shit and ONLY run 10-12 second cars.

Talk shit to tuffEnuff and be prepared to *RACE*. If your car is too slow, shut the hell up and go back to surfing for Gay porn.

by Tuffster January 27, 2007

Turrent

Literally the only correct way to spell the word.

I placed down a TURRENT.
Bro I hear some people are spelling turrent like turret. They must be stupid and dumb and bad.

by Purnurpler December 27, 2021