tardationism

to describe the act of being retarded (in a non-slur way).

"so this kid, Brandon, did some actual tardationism"

by Scriggster April 10, 2023

Trucation

A holiday taken out during a school week without the school knowing or having lied to the school.

E.g 1:

School person 1: Whaere were you yesterday? You missed your Maths GCSE exams!

School Person 2: I know, i was just going on a trucation.

E.g 2:

Teacher: Benjamin, back to school so soon?

Ben: Why shouldn't i be?

Teacher: Well, your mother did say your had a heart attack yesterday.

Ben: Ummm...It was just a really bad cough?

Friend: (whisper) You were taking a Trucation, weren't you?

by SanchowSCD July 17, 2012

Tarvation

The feeling of dying as you've not been able to get hold of a cigarette

Dan: hey man, how was the flight?
Steve: Ok, but wow, so long. I'm shaking.
Dan: What's up bud?
Steve: I've not had a cigarette in 14 hours. I'm dying, dying of tarvation
Dan: Get in the car, now! I can sort this out. I love you...

by Allseeing August 23, 2012

turektion

Noun:

An erection received by exposure to a cactus dick.

The recipient of said erection is referred to as a turek.

Most tureks prefer multiple cactus dicks after receiving a Turektion.

Tureks normally look like turtles, hence the name.

That furry penis sure is giving me a turektion, i hope there's more around!

by forcez of nature June 23, 2017

She-tuation

Any situation that only a female or females encounter or create.

I keep seeing the same bra ads over and over again online. It's an annoying she-tuation.

by Lexican't June 3, 2017

Wait a tarnation

Wait a second/minute + What in tarnation = Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?

by BagleMiester March 25, 2017

Tarnation

the word you use when you wanna cuss but you cant because your being watched instead of "what the fuck" you say "what in tarnation"

"What in tarnation?"

"dude chill we are only in elementary school."

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017