Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.

Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

by pantaking69 July 1, 2022

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020

Spawn Tubed

When you get spawn killed by a noob tube.

WTF I JUST GOT SPAWN TUBED!!!!!

by Skillen July 15, 2010

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

Turned Up

To be drunk, or to be intoxicated

John: Yo i am turned up off this Grey Goose

by Reggiensh July 31, 2009

turned into glass

A country in the Middle East (where there are lots of deserts) being nuked

Sand when overheated turns into glass.

Iran should be turned into glass.

by Grammaton cleric March 11, 2016

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003