telemarketer

a human being trying actually pay their bills just like the rest of you except they probably hate their jobs as telemarkets more than you hate them.

"i feel like i have no soul because i am a talented telemarketer. i need a beer."

by making more than i would at micky d's March 23, 2007

telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.

Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!

by 1ns4n1ty April 27, 2006

turlemon

A man who has a rump of turkey and head of lemon. Normally first name is Liam. His favorite thing to say (because its all he can say) is BRAUGH! He comes from the magical land of Pandorra.

Liam McBride is a Turlemon and goes BRAUGH!!

by Turlemon Fan Club October 23, 2012

tullem

A reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front. Preferred by urban hipsters who like long shaggy bangs without uncomfortably scratchy hair on their neck.

My friend who works at the second-hand record store down the street went to Supercuts the other day and got a tullem.

by Ben Frey September 1, 2008

telemarketer

A person who sits on the phones and badgers the hell out of people to either donate to the police or sign up for a credit card. Yet, the telemarketer gets a huge kick out of people who cuss and scream at them and ask to be taken off the list.

Anybody who works for Millenium Teleservices/CDG Management, LLC RULE!

by Glenn Pasch September 19, 2003

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

TULAMF

"Teared Up Like A Mother Fucker"

Manly way to concede defeat when shedding a tear (or at least have tears welling) after hearing a saddening story or anecdote.

Watched the start of Pixar's 'UP'. TULAMF

by Man&hisdog November 7, 2011